No, She’s Thinking of the Houses…and Limbs
Guy: So a bunch of people are getting hurricane Katrina tattoos. Girl #1: What would a hurricane tattoo even look like? Girl #2: It would just be a swirl. Girl #1: No babe, you’re thinking of a...
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Man (to hipstress): You should get a tattoo of Ben Franklin. –22nd & Park Ave South Overheard by: Matt Law
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Little girl: Where’s mommy?Father: I told you, sweetie. Mommy’s getting her new tattoo. –10 St & 6th Ave
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Curly teen: Did you see that guy with tattoos all over his face? Do you think he's allowed above 14th Street?Brunette teen: I think he can get to 23rd without too much damage.Curly teen: No way,...
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Fat Slob: I think I love you, babe. Ooh, that tattoo is cute. “Rot in Peace.” –Post Office... Source
View Article“Fuck Your Mother” Is Practically a Good-Guy Mantra
Young thug #1: Everyone is getting tattoos! Everyone!Young thug #2: Like who?Young thug #1: Dave. He just got another tat. I want a tat!Young thug #2: So, why don’t you get one?Young thug #1: I can’t…...
View ArticleYou’re Jimmy Carter???
Guy: What does that tattoo say? Chick: *Sigh* I promised myself I’d never get a tattoo unless I had a kid. Then I got a dog. It says Roxy. That’s her name. Now I have to explain to everyone how I’m the...
View ArticleWhat’s Cooler Than Star Trek? (Besides Everything)
HS Girl: That’s all she talks about. She watches Star Trek, she talks about Star Trek, she gets Star Trek tattoos all over her body. HS Guy: At least my tattoo is cool. –4 Train Overheard by:...
View ArticleHow Sodomy is Regulated in West Virginia
Slutty girl: I think someone should have a tattoo over their asshole that says ‘Do Not Enter.‘ Friend: I nominate you. –Fulton & Water St Overheard by: Anon... Source
View ArticleYou Can’t Say the Catholic Church Isn’t Trying
Meathead Yankees fan #1: Hey, did you know I got a tattoo? (shows friend tattoo) Meathead Yankees fan #2: No, man! When did you get it? Meathead Yankees fan #1: A while ago. I was actually on my way to...
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